The Egg Lady

from by Pink Muscles

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    The full-length debut by Pink Muscles, with 14 weird-as-fuck songs about various demons and octopi impregnating and genociding people on Earth.

    Includes unlimited streaming of The Signal via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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I'm being followed by a woman with a mask of my father's face
"I love you, Marshall", she slurred before she licked his lips
She set fire to his hair and started stumbling my way

My legs gave out on me as I tried to run away
A broken bottle pierced my hand
I lunged at her and stabbed the mask
She bled from the sockets of my father's empty eyes
The mask is melting to her skin, I saw it was alive
Beautiful, misshapen eggs rained down from the sky
They were alien in their color, monstrous in their size

I heard each egg break
And from their shells
Emerged a brand new race
All wearing masks of my father's face


from The Signal, released May 1, 2017



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Pink Muscles Seattle, Washington

Even weirder are Pink Muscles, whose loud rock cocktail splits the difference between Dead Kennedys and Pig Destroyer, only filtered through the melted circuit-board sound that made Botch so affecting. Better yet, singer/guitarist Marshall McLaughlin manages to shoehorn some human emotion into his spastic, room-clearing sound. ... more

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