Black Market Tampons

from by Pink Muscles

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    The full-length debut by Pink Muscles, with 14 weird-as-fuck songs about various demons and octopi impregnating and genociding people on Earth.

    Includes unlimited streaming of The Signal via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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I see a rabid-looking man
Standing in my gravel driveway at home
He's got a smile that makes me feel pregnant
I've never felt so alone

His face is frozen like shitty fish sticks
Kept in the freezer for way too long
He revealed to me that his hands are more like knives
And I feel something tearing my insides

The rabid-looking man who has knives for hands
Got down on knives and knees and slowly slithered toward me
Whatever it is you willed inside my body
Is growing rapidly now
I can feel its claws

My mind drifts to the item
I bought at the market the other day
"Fresh off the vine, Just put it inside
If you feel yout womb's possessed by the man with the knives

I spread my legs and I jammed it inside
The blade opened up and carved out its eyes
A C-section inside out
Scooped up the pieces, sewed up the mouth


from The Signal, released May 1, 2017



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Pink Muscles Seattle, Washington

Even weirder are Pink Muscles, whose loud rock cocktail splits the difference between Dead Kennedys and Pig Destroyer, only filtered through the melted circuit-board sound that made Botch so affecting. Better yet, singer/guitarist Marshall McLaughlin manages to shoehorn some human emotion into his spastic, room-clearing sound. ... more

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